10 Ways to Become a ‘CHUNK BROIII’ – “Plz lyk my piczz broiiii !”

Have you recently come across facebook profiles that have a lot of likes and comments? Has someone asked you to like their profile pictures in turn for liking yours? Has someone called you ‘broiiii’ instead of ‘bro’?

If so, you have just encountered a new upcoming community popularly referred to as ‘CHUNK’ bros or ‘Freakzz’ or ‘Qualbzz’.

In case you are wondering of becoming a member, here are 10 easy ways to get started.

1.Grow hair in an un-orderly fashion so that you stand out amongst normal people

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2.Wardrobe should consist of skinny fit jeans preferably in 11 different colours, yellow, green and red.

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3.Use of a high powered girly scooter is mandatory

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4.While typing, all text must be in aLtErNaTe capital and small letters. Excessive use of the letter ‘z’ after every word is advised.

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5.Make sure you add the (un)official ‘Chank’ smiley in every status message and comment. <3 :*

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6. Befriend a fellow ‘Chank’ who owns a DSLR camera and a Photography page on Facebook.

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7. Very Important! Add filters, flares and Smoky edits before uploading ANY picture. Don’t forget the watermark on the image.

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8. Favour/Oppose events such as ‘Kiss of Love’ . Either way make your presence felt.

 

9.Support the ‘Chunk’ community by liking, commenting and adding until everyone reaches the 5000 friend limit.

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10. Make him your idol.

This “cool” dude who get likes for no logical reason at all. 😛

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Lub yew moi Chank Broiiiss… <3 :*

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Comments

10 responses to “10 Ways to Become a ‘CHUNK BROIII’ – “Plz lyk my piczz broiiii !””

  1. zenith Avatar
    zenith

    hahahha i like it alot ..nice blog

  2. pWoLiChU BrOi! Ijj pwolikk muthe.. numma full suppotta… 😀

  3. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    kottaa!! edei freakanolikalee, ninakonnum vere pani illede..atho ith mathramano pani?? alavalathikal

  4. Hemanth Kumar Avatar
    Hemanth Kumar

    Pwolicha ArTiCle browii … NuMmA full support aane :p

  5. Wahid Mc Avatar
    Wahid Mc

    pure awsomeness..!!

  6. Nithin S Avatar
    Nithin S

    This is AWESOME! Its time someone made an article. A new trend has started where people buy Dslr’s to take only profile pictures of their friends(for likes and comments of course) and call themselves ‘Photographer’.They seriously don’t use it for anything else. These guys also ruined use of ‘Photoshop’ and the art of ‘Modelling’. Sheesh.. Sadly, there are many guys who really needs a camera to make their dreams come alive. So if you get bored with your dslr, please don’t ruin the camera or let it rot. Give it to people who really needs it.

  7. Jithin Mohandas Avatar
    Jithin Mohandas

    Awful! These arseholes evolved in a wrong way. കൂലിപണിയെടുത്ത് ജീവിച്ചൂടെ ഇവന്മാർക്ക്

  8. Baiju Bahuleyan Avatar
    Baiju Bahuleyan

    c’mon guys, let people be people..the current trend din happen wen we wer kids.. else, chances are, we might be absorbed in it too.. its their generation now, its their time they unleash their creativity and confidence. nammalde kaalath , there wer a lot of shyness and cocooning among the youngsters. now times have changed and the kids are stepping forward. Let them be.some may channel it to use it in their lives, some may not use any of them at all. Let them be. let them figure it out by themselves.

  9. Mohamed Fahad Avatar
    Mohamed Fahad

    Is the guy in last Ajmal from Karpagam University
    and also the first one is from Karpagam right?.

  10. Thaasin Avatar
    Thaasin

    Amazing post. Much needed openness. Reliable steps to be a CHUNK BROI. And to all the people who worship the alternate use of small letters and capitals.

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